1. Like when you wake up in the morning and you just can’t be bothered to get out of bed, you gotta remind yourself like, “Yo, I’m meant to be out here doing my thing as a human being.” Am I seriously gonna be lazy and not do what I’m born for? Was I put on this earth to just chill in a cozy bed? Nah, that ain’t it. Was I born to just seek pleasure all the time? Nah, fam, we were meant to be active and always grinding. Look around, man, everything in nature is doing its thing to keep this world in order, from trees to ants to bees. Why am I not stepping up to the plate as a human? I gotta get moving and do what’s right. Yeah, rest is important but don’t go overboard, balance is key. Don’t be neglecting your purpose while others out here are committed to their hustle. Show some love to yourself and your true nature. Other people are willing to sacrifice everything for what they love, so why aren’t you giving your all to make a positive impact on society?

2. Like, how chill would it be for a dude to just ditch all those chaotic random thoughts and immediately be in total peace and calm vibes?

3. Believe in yourself and don’t let others’ opinions stop you from doing what feels right. Stay true to your own values and don’t doubt your worth. Follow your instincts and act in accordance with what is good and truthful. Don’t worry about what others think, just trust your own path and stick to it.

4. I just keep doing my thing, going with the flow and living life to the fullest, until I finally bite the dust and take my last breath. It’s like, the air I’ve been breathing my whole life is the same air I’ll exhale when I die. And when I hit the ground, it’s like returning to the earth that gave my parents, like, everything they needed to bring me into this world. And like, I’ve been eating and drinking from this earth for so long. It’s wild to think about how this earth supports me, even when some people treat it badly or take advantage of it.

5. Bruh, no one gonna think you’re cool just ’cause you talk fancy with all them big words. That ain’t even your strong suit, my dude. But like, there’s plenty of other good stuff about you that you can focus on, ya know? Show off the things that come from within you, like being honest, serious, hardworking, not too into frivolous stuff, not whiny, keeping it chill, being nice, being real, and not being extra. Like, it’s not like you can’t handle all that, even if you think you’re naturally not the best at it. You see all the things you could totally do and show off, even if you feel like you’re stuck in a rut for no reason. So, you gonna blame your genes for being a downer, a pushover, a suck-up, a complainer, and just all over the place in your head? Nah, man, you could’ve dropped all that nonsense ages ago. You just gotta accept that maybe you’re a bit slow and not the sharpest tool in the shed, and work on it without getting all caught up in self-pity.
6. Some people out there, after doing a good deed, expect something in return, like recognition or compensation. Others might not expect anything directly, but deep down, they feel like the person owes them something in return. Then there are those who do good things without even realizing it, they just go with the flow. They’re like a vine producing grapes, satisfied with their own actions without seeking validation. Similar to how a horse doesn’t demand praise after a race, or a bee doesn’t expect applause for making honey. A person who truly understands their nature doesn’t need external validation for their good deeds, they just keep on doing good things naturally. Be like them, do good without overthinking it, just be chill about it. Some might argue that a rational person should understand their actions, especially in social situations. Yes, it’s good to be aware of how you’re affecting others, but don’t get caught up in seeking recognition. Stay true to your kind actions without expecting anything in return, just keep being sociable without overthinking it.

7. The way the Athenians prayed was like this: ‘Hey, rain, rain, hey Jupiter, shower down on all the places and fields that are owned by the Athenians.’ Either we pray like that, or we should just not pray at all; not everyone praying only for themselves individually.

8. As we usually say, doctors be prescribing different treatments for different patients, like one might get told to ride, another to take cold baths, and a third to walk barefoot. It’s kinda like how the universe prescribes sickness, blindness, or some kind of loss to people. Just like a physician prescribing something for health, what happens to anyone is like fate decreeing it as something that contributes to the bigger picture, ya know? When things fit together or happen in a way that seems harmonious, it’s like they “happen together.” The whole world is like a big body made up of all these smaller bodies, and fate is like this big plan made up of all the individual events. Even dumb people know this stuff, they say stuff like “his destiny brought this upon him.” So, we should accept what’s happening as if it’s been prescribed by fate, just like how we follow what our doctors tell us. Even though it might be tough, we should accept it in hopes of bettering the situation. Trust that everything is happening for the greater good, for the health of the universe and for Jove’s happiness. Be happy with whatever comes your way because it’s all part of the bigger plan. Remember, by not being pleased with what happens, you’re messing with the order of things.

9. Don’t stress, don’t get discouraged, don’t lose hope if things don’t always go perfectly when trying to follow all the rules closely. If you fall off track, just get back on. Accept that distractions and mistakes are just part of being human, and focus on getting back to living like a philosopher. When you get back to your philosophy, don’t treat it like a chore or obligation. Instead, see it as a source of ease and comfort. Remember, philosophy should align with your natural desires. Consider what truly brings you happiness and peace – maybe it’s being brave, being free, keeping things simple, staying calm, and being pure in heart. Think about how satisfying it is to navigate through life without stumbling. The world and its problems may seem confusing and tough to understand, but focusing on virtues like courage, freedom, simplicity, calmness, and integrity can guide you in the right direction. It can be tough to deal with difficult people or even yourself sometimes, but in the chaos of life, it’s important to focus on what truly matters and what you value.

10. Like, you gotta like, chill about the whole idea of you know, dying one day naturally. And like, don’t stress about waiting for that to happen. Just be cool with two things: first, like, nothing will happen to you that’s not part of the universe’s plan. And second, you have the power to not go against your true self or spirit. No one can like, force you to act against that.

11. What am I even doing with my life right now? I should be checking in with myself on the reg and asking, what’s my logical side up to at this moment? Whose mind and energy am I channeling right now – a kid’s, a teenager’s, a grown woman’s, a dictator’s? Am I thinkin’ like a total savage or what?

12. Like, you can tell what things are legit good by looking at this. When people talk about stuff like wisdom, self-control, fairness, and courage as good, you can tell they mean it for real because they don’t need to keep listing more things. But when they talk about things that most people think are good, you kinda wanna hear more examples. It’s cool to hear that when someone talks about virtues being good, they mean it seriously, but when they talk about money, fun, or fame, it’s more like a joke. So, think about it – maybe those things that people make fun of on stage, saying even though they have all the riches, they don’t even have a place to do their business, maybe those things are the real deal and should be respected and valued the most.

13. All I consist of is just form and matter. Nothing can make that disappear completely. I didn’t just come out of nowhere and become a living being. Every part of me will eventually become part of the world in some way, and then keep moving on to other parts, forever. This kind of change is how I ended up as myself, and the same goes for those who created me, and those before them, and so on. We can talk about it this way, even though there are limits on how long things can go on in the world.

14. Bro, reason and logic are like totally chill with just being themselves, you know? They don’t need anything else to fill them up. They get their vibe from within. Their vibe is all about moving forward towards their goal, you feel me? It’s like they know what’s up and they keep it real. They’re like all about getting stuff done in a straight-up way. It’s like they’re called κατορθώσεις ’cause they keep it direct on their journey. Man, you can’t be about something that ain’t really you deep down. Like, your true essence ain’t about all those outcomes and end results. Your true purpose ain’t about completing planned actions and stuff. And hey, about all these worldly things, if they were really supposed to be yours, why would you be dissing them or going against them? Like, you wouldn’t be seen as cool for living without them if they were actually good things. If they were rad, then why would being able to let them go be seen as a good thing? Nah, it’s the opposite – the more you detach from all that flashy stuff, the more people see you as a boss.

15. Like, bruh, whatever you think and ponder about will totally shape your mind over time. ‘Cause y’know, your soul kind of absorbs vibes from your thoughts and daydreams. So, like, gotta dye your mind with those thoughts and really let ’em sink in. For instance, wherever you live, you have the ability to live a good and happy life there. If you’re at the Court, you can totally make it a good and happy place too. Also, everything is naturally inclined towards its purpose, and can’t help but lean into it, you feel me? And whatever something naturally leans towards, that’s like its ultimate goal. And where that goal lies, that’s where its true goodness and benefits come from, you dig? So, being part of society is the ultimate good for us humans ’cause, like, it’s been proven that we thrive in social settings. And, like, isn’t it obvious that the inferior stuff usually gets overshadowed by the better stuff? And, like, the best things are kind of meant to complement each other, you know? Also, living things are totally better than non-living things, and among living things, the best are those with rational souls, for sure.

16. Wanting things that can’t happen is like, crazy. But it’s impossible for bad people not to do bad stuff. And everything that happens to you is just part of life, like it’s natural or whatever. Plus, the same stuff happens to other people too. And like, if someone doesn’t even know something happened to them, or they want to be praised for being cool about it, and they’re chill instead of upset – isn’t it messed up that being clueless or wanting approval is sometimes more important than being smart? Also, none of this stuff actually affects your soul or can get to it. Only your own thoughts and beliefs can do that.

17. After some thinking, dude is basically the closest to us; we should help them out and be patient with them. But if they mess with our true actions, they’re just whatever to me: like the sun, wind, or a wild animal. Maybe one of them might get in the way of something I want to do; but my mind and determination can’t be stopped, because it’s always finding ways to work around any obstacles that come up. My mind can turn any obstacle into a goal, which it focuses on as it follows its inclinations. So any hindrance becomes the main thing my mind focuses on, and what used to be in its way becomes the path to follow.

18. Respect the thing that’s the top dog and most lit in the world, the one that uses and runs everything. Same goes for you; respect the thing that’s the boss and most powerful in yourself, it’s the same as the one we just talked about. It’s what’s in you, making everything else work for it, and also running your life.

19. This rule I must always keep in mind – if it doesn’t harm the city, it shouldn’t harm any citizen. Why stress over something that doesn’t affect everyone? Focus on what someone did wrong rather than taking it personally. Remember how things are constantly changing and nothing stays the same in the world. Don’t be arrogant or worried about things that won’t matter in the long run. You’re just a small part of the universe, with a limited time on Earth. Let others deal with their own actions – you do you.

20. Don’t let the main part of your soul be influenced by physical pain or pleasure. Keep it separate from those feelings and limit emotions to their proper place. If those feelings do affect your mind, don’t fight it since it’s natural. Just don’t label them as good or bad, and everything will be fine.

21. Living your best life with the Gods. Basically, you’re good as long as you’re staying positive and doing what you’re supposed to. Jove (like, the big guy in charge) has a spirit looking out for you, making sure you’re on track.

22. Don’t be mad at the dude for his stanky breath or stanky armpits. Like, that’s just how he naturally is, ya know? So it’s like, his breath and his pits gonna give off that smell no matter what. “But he’s smart,” you say, “he should know not to stand too close and stink up the place.” And you, my good friend, are also smart. Use your logic on him; tell him what’s up, give him advice. If he listens to you, problem solved, no need to get angry.

23. ‘Where there shall neither roarer be, nor harlot.’ Why so? As thou dost purpose to live, when thou hast retired thyself to some such place, where neither roarer nor harlot is: so mayest thou here. And if they will not suffer thee, then mayest thou leave thy life rather than thy calling, but so as one that doth not think himself anyways wronged. Only as one would say, Here is a smoke; I will out of it. And what a great matter is this! Now till some such thing force me out, I will continue free; neither shall any man hinder me to do what I will, and my will shall ever be by the proper nature of a reasonable and sociable creature, regulated and directed. Translation: ‘Where there’s no loudmouth or scandalous person.’ Why though? If you plan to live somewhere peaceful where there’s no drama, then you should do the same here. And if they don’t accept you, it’s better to leave this life rather than your job, but without feeling disrespected. Just think of it as, “There’s trouble here, I need to leave.” It’s not a big deal! Until something pushes me out, I’ll stay independent; nobody can stop me from doing what I want, and my actions will always be guided by being rational and social.’

24. That logic that runs the universe is all about bringing people together and creating harmony. It makes both good and bad things work together, kind of like a vibe check. Just peep how things are organized and put in their place based on how lit they are. The top dogs are all chilling together, vibing in perfect agreement.

25. How have you been acting towards the Gods? Your folks? Your squad? Your S.O.? Your kids? Your bosses? Your OGs? Your ride-or-dies? Your crew? Your peeps? Have you been keeping it real and not causing any drama with any of them? Think about all the stuff you’ve been through and how strong you’ve been. Your life story so far is lit, and you’ve held it down. How many good vibes have you vibed with? How many highs and lows have you brushed off? How many epic things have you been unbothered by? How many jerks have you dealt with calmly and wisely?

26. Why do ignorant people need to bother with what is knowledgeable and wise? And who is that person that is so knowledgeable? They understand the start and finish, and have the true knowledge of the rational core that goes through everything existing, always staying the same through all ages, organizing and managing this universe in different time cycles.

27. In like, soon you’ll be either dust or bones; maybe just a name; maybe not even that. And really, what’s the point? All the stuff we care about in life is honestly worthless. The important stuff, when you look at it right, is like babies fighting: silly and pointless. Things like faith, modesty, justice, and truth have basically left Earth for heaven. So, why are you still here? If physical things are so changeable, and our senses unreliable, and our souls just blood, why bother? What are you waiting for? Death or a big change; just accept either with peace. When that time comes, what will make you happy? Probably worshipping the Gods and doing good for people. Being kind, not hurting anyone. And remembering that stuff tied to your body or life isn’t really yours to control.

28. You can always succeed if you just choose the right path; if in both your thoughts and actions, you follow a clear method. These two things are shared by all souls, from God to humans, and every rational being: first, that nothing can obstruct them in their own work; and second, that their true happiness comes from being in harmony with righteousness, and that’s what they truly desire.

29. If this ain’t my fault or anything to do with me being evil, and if it doesn’t harm anyone else, why should I care? How can the public even be affected by this? Don’t just go along with what people think or say. Provide help when you can, but don’t stress if they suffer losses for worldly matters. Don’t think they’re truly harmed by it. Like in that play with the foster-father asking for his foster-child’s toy, remember it’s just a toy. What’s the point of all the arguing and drama in court? Remember what really matters! Don’t get caught up in what others value. Be smarter than that. I used to be foolish, but I’ve learned better now.

30. Let death come whenever and wherever, I might be chill or a happy man, no cap. ‘Cause a happy man is someone who vibes with good energy and does good things.